Trying Hard Not To Get Into Trouble

Trying Hard Not To Get Into Trouble

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trillow:

i don’t think people realise how much time i would spend underwater if i could breathe down there like i would wake up and go straight to the beach or a pool and literally just float underwater and think about everything i can’t imagine anything more peaceful than that

(via fairytale-miracle)

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unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

THAT CHILD IS DEAD HE SENT HIM STRAIGHT TO HELL

(via castleoflions)

Filed under you know he dead

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nuditea:

“when one door closes, another one opens”

imagine how annoying it would be if that were true

you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open

your cat escapes

you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches

(via heckkie)

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lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

(via teenults)